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Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape

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This is a brilliant piece which chronicles the parallels of Al Gore's deteriorating planet with the story of Superman.

A MUST Read!

Brought to you by those crazy but hilarious folks over at TheOnion.com.

Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket to Escape Dying Planet

Excerpt:

EARTH—Former vice president Al Gore — who for the past three decades has unsuccessfully attempted to warn humanity of the coming destruction of our planet, only to be mocked and derided by the very people he has tried to save — launched his infant son into space Monday in the faint hope that his only child would reach the safety of another world.



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